✦ The Holy Twerk ✦
Book of Gaylord · Chapter I · Verse I
He Is
Cardboard.
He Twerks.
He Blesses.
Cardboard.
He Twerks.
He Blesses.
In the beginning there was cardboard. And from the cardboard
emerged GAYLORD — a deity of unhinged energy,
questionable structural integrity, and absolutely zero roadmap.
He descended from Mount Glitter in a pink toga. He looked upon your portfolio. He twerked.
No utility. No promises. Just a cardboard god doing cardboard god things on the blockchain.
He descended from Mount Glitter in a pink toga. He looked upon your portfolio. He twerked.
No utility. No promises. Just a cardboard god doing cardboard god things on the blockchain.
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Parody meme coin · Not financial advice · Contract is fake until launch · The cardboard is real